so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 09:19pm

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

Sunday Sep 9 @ 08:12pm

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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Sunday Sep 9 @ 05:44pm
The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

Sunday Sep 9 @ 05:19pm

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

Sunday Sep 9 @ 05:19pm

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

Sunday Sep 9 @ 04:30pm

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

Sunday Sep 9 @ 04:29pm

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

Sunday Sep 9 @ 04:26pm
Sunday Sep 9 @ 04:24pm

spoken-not-written:

WAKE UP AMERICA.

THESE ARE ‘WAFFLE FRIES’

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THESE ARE POTATO WAFFLES

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YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON POTATO WAFFLES AS WELL AS FREE HEALTH SERVICE AND ME. I PITY YOU.

Sunday Sep 9 @ 04:23pm

Cheryl just called asking if I’ll babysit the girls tomorrow! I’m so excited, I miss them so much.

Sunday Sep 9 @ 01:31pm

1-Month-Left Rewatch Day 23
Castle 6x23 For Better or Worse

Sunday Sep 9 @ 09:30am
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

Saturday Sep 9 @ 09:48pm

stephniejo:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Saturday Sep 9 @ 09:48pm
Saturday Sep 9 @ 09:48pm
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